The same sounds can be heard coming from our home too. The size difference is about the same, except, my wife is bigger than I am & has no trouble stripping me, when she says "I'm getting too big for my britches", & it's over her knee I go. I get just as red & react the same way as she does. On a couple of different occasions, 2 different neighbors have walked in on or family discussion. My wife wanted to further embarrass me in front of our next door neighbor, & best friend, when she started asking me questions. "Not such a big man now are you"? "Well. well". She had her girlfriend go into the kitchen & get her the paddle on the back of the pantry door for her. She came back laughing as she handed it to my wife, as she saw the inscription burned into it (my wife's name is on the handle, & mine on the business end). My wife said, "lets start again" as the paddling started, which always gets my attention & gets me to focus. "Not such a big man now are you"? No, "Who wears the pants in our home"? You do dear. "Who doesn't"? I don't. "What happens to naughty little boys in this house"? They get spanked. "How do they get spanked"? Naked & over your knee dear. Then she gave me a rapid fire paddling, getting me to beg, plead & promising her anything if she'd just let me up, as I did my lap dance as she held me down. "now, how will my democratic husband vote in the next election"? Republican. "Why"? Because I'm getting spanked before I vote & only wearing light weight shorts & no underpants, (where your friends at the table might be able to see my spanked bottom thew my shorts), & a T shirt & if I don't, I'll get paddle when you drive me home or just pull off the road & paddle me there. "Right". She let me up & I did my Spanky dance not caring I was leaving nothing to the imagination of our neighbor as the women laughed.